I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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