i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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