its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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