Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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