I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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