First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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