im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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