You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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