i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm at about main and main street
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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