can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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