CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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