You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
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i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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