You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
sex in a hospital.. check
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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