i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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