I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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