why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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