3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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