i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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