So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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