glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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