The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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