How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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