so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Randomize
