Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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