I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Randomize
