No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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