TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night I used snow as a chaser
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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