I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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