At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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