Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Say something about gay babies.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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