dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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