I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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