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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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