Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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