There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Me. At least after what I've been through.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.