You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.