Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers