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i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt