Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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