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The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.

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(630): The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum. http://tfl.nu/5o8q

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This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.

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(540): This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster. http://tfl.nu/5per

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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...

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(630): She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket... http://tfl.nu/7hai

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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.

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(508): Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day. http://tfl.nu/pq24

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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.

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(917): i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past. http://tfl.nu/eita

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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs

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(831): She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs http://tfl.nu/k6rx

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(509): View more from Washington

Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.

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(509): Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it. http://tfl.nu/ou1a

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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.

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(541): Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots. http://tfl.nu/feja

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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.

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(850): I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs. http://tfl.nu/p0c7

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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.

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(678): Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out. http://tfl.nu/slt6

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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?

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(217): I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet? http://tfl.nu/vpwn

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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.

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(706): I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart. http://tfl.nu/7g13

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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.

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Feel free to use me as a reference.

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(778): Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack. (778): Feel free to use me as a reference. http://tfl.nu/6uxg

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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.

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(985): I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic. http://tfl.nu/92jk

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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?

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(727): I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening? http://tfl.nu/i8s4

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