only if we run a train.
done.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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