Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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