I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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