does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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