bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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