Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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