Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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