Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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