the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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