My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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