: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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