If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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