Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I came so hard my ears popped.
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