hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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