I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Text me some of your sweat
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