last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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