He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
