as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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