i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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