He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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