i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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