More tranny stories later!
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
We left an ass print on the piano.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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